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The Shuffler

A conversation with my stitch

June 1st, 2011

Dana:   Hi, stitch.

Stitch: Hey.

Dana:   So…you’ve been making your presence known this week.

Stitch:  Yeah. I crippled you on today’s run and I had a go at you yesterday too.

Dana:   Do you think you could leave me alone for a while?

Stitch:  No. I could say yes but we’d both know that would be a lie.

Dana:   What if I slow down or walk when you show up?

Stitch:  No.

Dana:   What if I exhale forcefully while striking down with the foot on the opposite side of you?

Stitch:  Did someone tell you that works?

Dana:   Yes, lots of people say that.

Stitch:  No, that’s not going to work.

Dana:   What if I stretch out my side when you show up?

Stitch:  No.

Dana:   What if I breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth?

Stitch:  No.

Dana:   What if I carefully warm up with five minutes of walking and five minutes of very slow running before I go any faster?

Stitch:  Ha, ha!! No. But that’ll sure make your runs longer.

Dana:   What if I don’t drink during a run? Will that make you stay away?

Stitch:  No.

Dana:   What if I make a point of drinking water during a run?

Stitch:  No.

Dana:   What if I increase my mileage and run more days of the week? Sometimes you go away temporarily when I do that.

Stitch:  Yeah, sometimes that does work. But I’ll drive you crazy for the first 3-4 weeks of that plan.

Dana:   So you want me to run more but you’re also going to make it extremely painful to get started?

Stitch:  Yeah, that’s about the shape of it.

Dana:   Is there anything at all I can do that will guarantee you leave and never come back?

Stitch:  All signs point to no. But it’s entertaining for me to watch you keep trying to get rid of me.

Dana:   How am I suppose to train hard and be a faster runner when you keep hanging around making a nuisance of yourself?

Stitch:  *shrug*

Dana:   You know, I’m not really clear what you get out of being a constant pain in my side.

Stitch:  I’m a little fuzzy on that too. There’s no obvious benefit for me.

Conclusion:      My stitch is a complete jerk.

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