Beat Oprah!

VICKY:
4:29:20

GRANT:
No way.  That’s fast.  Maybe I should have picked someone slower, like Katie Holmes (5:29:58) or David Lee Roth (6:04:43). 

VICKY:
Still think you can do it?

GRANT:
Hell yes I can.  I’m putting her picture up on my bathroom mirror.  I’m going to stare at it every day.  This is going to be like Rocky vs. Mr. T.

VICKY:
May 30, 2010.   Ottawa Race Weekend.  You have one year to beat Oprah.

GRANT:
Beat Oprah!

VICKY:
What happens if you lose?

GRANT:
I dunno.  Maybe I have to read her lousy book recommendations for a year.  That should be incentive enough.

VICKY:
Deal. 

GRANT:
I’m coming for you Oprah!